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Happy New Year To Student 2014

By | November 29, 2013

Here is a Collection of Happy New Year 2014 Sms, Text Messages, Quotes, Wishes, Poetry, Poems And Greetings In Hindi & English For Student.


Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tum class mai baten kr rahy ho hemesha tum nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy
Kia hogya ha tumen?
Student:
Sir Aj mera sms packge khataM hogya hy q kal sari rat friends ko new year wish krta rha
Happy New Year To Student 2014


Teacher to student:

“Me ne 2013 mn khubsorat larki daikhi”
Is ko Future tense me convert kro

Student:

“Main 2014 mn ussay pahsa loo ga.”
Happy New Year To Student


10th class ka student : Mein 2014 fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!
New Year To Student 2014


Engineering Question In 2014,

*Some Text Missing*

What Is Missing?

Explain With Valid Reasons
(10 Marks).
New Year To Student


Teachar- “Mai teri jaan nikal dungi”
ka future tense kya hoga….??
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Studnet- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. :p =D :D

Student Rock…teachar shock


Every Student Gets the 0pporunity to sleep in class hours..
But some miss these beautiful moments..

And these Idiots are known as Position Holders.


Aakhir kb tak students pr zulm hota rahega?

Ab hume Aese papers chahiy
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Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer

1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)

2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)

3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)

4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)

5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, fazila)

6.taray bena_—_nahi lgy (jya ,del ,awaz

New pattern for new year 2014 fwd to all students.


Hostel student to his friend “yaar dhoka ho gya”
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Friend- kya ho gya?
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student- “yar ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,
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Ghar walo ne books hi bhej di..


Don’t Be Shy. Get Involved. Almost Every

Non-Traditional Student Has Some Of The Same

Concerns You Do. Introduce Yourself To Other

Students Like Yourself And Support Each Other.

Capitalize On The Student’s Interest In Order

To Build Motivation To Read.

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